This week in inexplicable cover songs

Since my Pet Naming Enterprise has yet to gather much momentum I think I am going to get into the music criticism business. We begin this week with the best cover songs on the radio today. 

Katy Perry covers Rebecca Black. With a keut lil vid to boot! Not as good as the original song/video though, so 3/5 stars. 

Shania Twain does a mashup of Michael Buble and Daniel Powter. With a keut lil vid to boot! 4/5 stars for being Canadian. 

Simple Plan Good Charlotte Metro Station The Stereos These Kids Wear Crowns cover Whitney Houston. Not sure who listens to this. R they Canadian or something? Half a star. 

Lupe Fiasco covers Modest Mouse. I’ve heard Lupe is one of the “good” rappers. But IDK abt this guys… I don’t think I am ready to hear MM sampled. 2 stars.